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August 17, 2006

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    I love you too

    Please don't use the words "pet, hinny, love, darling and sweetheart" when addressing women. Apparently they are offensive in some places. What? No "sweetheart" even? Darn.

    Posted by madman at August 17, 2006 9:06 PM