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July 14, 2006

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    Saudi Arabia tourism - relax in a burqa on the beach

    Come enjoy the sights and sounds of Saudi Arabia, everybody! Well, as long as you "don't expect alcohol, women come robed and everyone refrains from eating in public from dawn to dusk during the holy month of Ramadan." Oh, and "spinsters younger than 40 must be accompanied by their brothers or fathers." Wow, what a fun vacation idea.

    Posted by madman at July 14, 2006 10:13 AM