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June 18, 2005

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    Deputy Chief Minister Siddaramaiah's screw-up injures five people; young boy loses four toes

    Five injured as excavator hurtles towards crowd, says the Hindu. The headline conceals the fact that it was Bangalore's Deputy Chief Minister Siddaramaiah who was involved in this accident. He pulled a lever on an excavator which went wild. (Updated: It appears he just did what he was told to do, so perhaps it's not really his fault.) (link via Prabhu)

    Posted by madman at June 18, 2005 2:34 PM