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May 19, 2005

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    Women to Deliver Food in Snug T-Shirts. "A new business called Toasty Chicks Delivery hopes to profit from an invasion of construction workers this summer by having women in snug T-shirts drop off lunches from area restaurants." I am obviously in the wrong business. This is what I should be doing.

    Posted by madman at May 19, 2005 8:43 PM