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March 24, 2004

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    Monkey fever

    Monkey mischief 'blesses' Bangladeshis: 'The town of Keshabpur is overrun by hundreds of monkeys.
    They steal and break into houses, but the people consider themselves lucky.
    "This place is blessed, that is why monkeys live here," said Haridun Chakrabati, the Brahmin of the town's Hindu temple.'
    We'll just wait for India and Bangladesh to catch up with the rest of us who've moved on from the 19th century, eh?

    Posted by madman at March 24, 2004 11:31 AM